The Bona Fide Bum

World, meet my friend, Discretion. She is nice and friendly though she may not seem like she is. Discretion has a great way of rationalizing things, and she knows how to cook, too. I admire her ways of subtlety, of how she keeps things to herself, of how soft-spoken she is, of how she makes [...]

Of all the incessant senseless introductions I’ve been formulating in the past week, there’s nothing that beats a straight smiling way of greeting everybody. Hello, World. How have you been? You seem to have left me and my calculus dreams behind. But that’s okay. There’s a vendo machine to keep me company.
A lot has happened [...]

This unfortunately chilly morning, I was having a good dream yet again until it got cut by something ringing. I thought it was just my dream but I figured someone was calling me in real life. I woke up and missed the call. It turns out that Loli dear wants me to sleep there. I [...]

Fake smiles and fake teeth. Fake bums and fake colors. Fake everything. That’s what’s on some random site which people check out all the time.
Calculus, please love me back. You’re dominating my life. It’s driving me insane. This is only halfway. What if I break up with you. You’d love it, huh? Calculus. Love me [...]

I’m sorry for what happened in Vtech. Condolences.
Though there are a lot of worse cases than mine, I feel like I’m a few feet nearer to the earth’s core right now. Calculus is not too hard considering that I understand the concept and application. It just hates me. I’m not fond of unrequited love and [...]